Off to Wales in a minute to visit my mother. Just some thoughts before I set out....
A man walked into the ladies department of a department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra....Holtzemfromfloppen!
4 comments:
If you got an unusual number of "hits" on this posting, Val, some of them were my friends from our get-together the other night at John's. I sent them the link in an email. Thanks for the posting.
Cop Car
Val--It appears that you've been slimed. Gahhh.
Cop Car
Cute!
I actually have an acquaintance who was a size "I" during pregnancy. She's not a tall woman, and is rather petite except for her bust. I've seen a couple of pictures of her, and she must be exceedingly good at choosing clothing because you don't get the sense of her being so out of proportion. All I can think about is WHAT A BACKACHE!! Buffy
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