An old farmer in Kansas owned a large farm with a nice pond with some fruit trees nearby. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made some noise so the women would be aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked. I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.
2 comments:
That's funny - your line, I mean. And congratulations to your husband and his movie. Do let us know if the film wins.
Good one, Val. You made it Kansas just for me, didn't you?
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